what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
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She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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