i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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