Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
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I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
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