I'm eating all of the evidence.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
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Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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