no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
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Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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