come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
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I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
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Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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