508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
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Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
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He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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