Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
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I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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