have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
She bit a glass in half.
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I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
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Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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