Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
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I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
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She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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