As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
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Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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