This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
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It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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