dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
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The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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