I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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