Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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