your parents love me but you hate me
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
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Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
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He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
did i just pee glitter
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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