my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
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I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
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This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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