Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
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I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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