So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
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I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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