Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
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Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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