I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She's the barista slut.
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I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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