No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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