I hate all girls vehemently.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
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I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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