Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
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i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
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Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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