i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
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last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize