He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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