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i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
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Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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