after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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