did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
organizing the empties. That sober.
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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