hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
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I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
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My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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