Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
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I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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