this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
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My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
The air was thick with penises
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
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I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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