she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
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I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
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Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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