So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
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The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
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I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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