Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
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Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
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I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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