My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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