Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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