Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
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But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
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Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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