I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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