Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
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I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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