when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
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I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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