We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
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I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
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I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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