Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
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guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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