i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
How drunk are you?
Completed.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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