I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
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So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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