Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
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I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
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Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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