i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
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You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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