two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
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You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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