shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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