I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
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That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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